Dear CSUSM Students,
The spark notes of Title IX anti discrimination policy states: “No person…shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any edu cation program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance.”
That is why here at the koala believe all csusm students, all women, men, shmen, heshe, Trannies, Its, fatties and even KB’s, should not be denied the benefits of reading and laughing out loud until they piss themselves. All of you should feel free to come to a koala meeting as well. Thanks to a lot of pms-ing rug munching liberals many of you think the koala looks down upon certain groups of people. When in fact we respect all people equally.In fact the only thing I do not love equally is the taste of a sanmich and a beer. If one of you smokin hot freshmen would be so kind as to make me a sanmich and pop open a fresh beer for me at a meeting…. I know it would taste far better than any sanmich I could ever make….
Back to the complaint filed by CSUSM students…. How much sand got in your vagina at the beach the day you decided to file a federal complaint? The form alone probably cost a few hundred dollars for someone to draft up, not to mention the tax dollars that go to pay some Obama beauracrat to
read your the complaint that holds no legal ground nor does it even apply to our situation…. The koala is funded by students for students. Content is generated online at our website and published by students for other students. Nowhere in that process does Obama or anyone of the thousands of idi
ots he appointed come to a koala meeting drop off a check and scratch my balls while I type… As much as I would love to tbag Obama while he gives us funding to print the next few issues…. It’s just never going to happen.
Now if CSUSM gave us funding you could have probably accomplished something with your complaint. That is why we would like to ask all students to help fund the koala. This shit isn’t free to print. For the low low cost of $0.25 per student per semester of your student activity fee we could con
tinue to print Koalas for our children and our children’s children. You know they will need it. Tuition is on a constant rise and a monthly koala would more than help relieve the stress associated with these higher fees.
Until next time guys enjoy the top 5’s, keep inviting us to your parties, and don’t forget to flip the bird to the man next time you see him walking down the hall. O ya and if you see KB give her a swift kick in the testicles for me would you? It might knock some of the sand out of her vagina.