Tag Archives: V2I2-Top-Fives

Being pointed at Having half your body shrivel up and die Sticking together Double dates Putting their heads together to solve a problem

Real Housewife of San Diego Cosmetics test animal White House intern MTV Reality Show applicant My bitch

Da Brothas CSUSM Administration Party Rockers Soy sauce nation Frijoles

An infinite cash flow to spend on parking passes The power to suck your way to an A in the class Extreme border hopping The power to swallow even larger things A BAC in the triple digits

His asshole was getting too loose He called you muffin Well you don’t want to give him herpes He left you for Reddit He stopped paying for your abortions

You can donate them to pubes of love Your penis is a competitive swimmer No two things seem better together than my dick and razor burn Suddenly, penis She’s got head lice

I’ve got an Ace in my hole! Oh, double down on me! Ew someone dropped a deuce I’m in such a vulnerable position right now Hit me. Hit me. Stay.

Same thing as her: bacon I wonder how much of my arm I can get up her ass Breakfast is going to ROCK in the morning My dad will totes think I’m straight now! An even fatter fattie

Black Snake Moan Toy Story Waiting Kazaam Heavyweights Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Hot Fuzz While You Were Sleeping Black Beauty The Dark Knight

Zainey Bagel Throwers Zero Bitches There Zion Bank and Trust Zayin Bataht (Hebrew for “Dick in the ASS”) Zero between the Thighs

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until Day 7 and then pulled an all-nighter The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon … Continue reading →

Better than Daddy It’s so bloody Where’s my tooth? That wasn’t lube That never happens

If you aren’t sure what you’re doing, you can always ask your roommate for help Your book doesn’t scream for help You don’t get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle You can do it, eat and watch … Continue reading →