UFC President Dana White calls Brian Stann “one of the classiest people on Earth” for not continuing to smash his elbow into a man’s face after he had lost consciousness. In the spirit of paying it forward, then, I’m ready to declare UFC President Dana White “one of the hardest people to impress on Earth”, because I’m at least 30% certain that he made the comment sarcastically. Because I don’t think I know very many people that would continue to assault an unconscious person who had picked a fight with them in the parking lot of a bar, much less so-called professional athletes engaging in a contest of strength and skill for sport. I know that there is probably a seedy underside to the world of professional fighting, but these guys are pulling in literally hundreds of dollars. Reading between the lines, all I see here is Dana White saying, “Whenever I see an unconscious man, I whip my dick out and mercilessly fuck his butthole.”
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