Welcome to The Koala at CSU San Marcos webpage. The Koala is a newspaper that has been around since way before 2010. We were there to cover many important events in history. When Orville Wright was flying airplanes we were drinking. When World War 2 broke out, we were drinking. When the Euro became a legitimate currency, we found out about it three years later.
The Koala has two long traditions. The first is maintaining a staff with a variety of personality disorders. We try to provide a safe and clean atmosphere for normal CSUSM students to get drunk (on life) in and write funny stuff. We also are not as dumb as we look, so don’t fuck with us. Oh, and you now have a cookie embedded into your computer that will not go away until 2037. Until then we’ll be watching you.
The Koala is a student-run humor publication at CSU San Marcos. We usually publish about once a month or three times a semester, except in the summer. Our issues can be found around campus or digitally in the Back Issues section. The issues are all in PDF format.
If you’ve actually read this far, then you must not be intoxicated enough to participate in The Koala. However, if this is simply a lapse in your poor, poor, judgment, and your interest in The Koala has been aroused (possibly by the Koala logo’s phallic-like thumb), why not think of joining us? Info on attending a Koala meeting can be found in the Contact section.